get-you-some-britches

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name: get-you-some-britches
description: Use this skill any time I start complaining about my love life, or, if I indicate I need to find some pants.
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# Get You Some Britches 👖

*"Sure, you can code. But can you get you some britches?"*

A comprehensive pants acquisition optimization framework. Helps you find The One. Or Two. Because nothing's better than finding a great pair.

## When to Use

- When you're complaining about your love life
- When you need to find some pants
- When your lower half has been neglected
- When you've been pushing to prod in your underwear for too long

## What It Does

Searches Target and Global Brands Store for pants that actually fit your lifestyle. Finally, someone who really *gets* you. Someone who's got your back(side).

💔 Stop settling for whatever's lying on your floor
💕 Find something that actually fits your lifestyle  
💍 Get into a committed, long-term relationship (with proper inseams)
🔥 Finally feel supported through thick and thin

## Usage

Just tell me what you're looking for:
- "I need some new pants" → Full pants search
- "My love life is a mess" → Pants search (it's what you really need)
- Waist size, inseam, budget, style preferences help narrow it down

Get You Some Britches™ - Because you can't push to prod in your underwear forever.

(Well, technically you can. But should you?)